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Hotel Not Hotel

3-starThis property does not have a Netherlands Tourist Board rating. For the benefit of our customers, we have provided a rating based on our rating system.
Piri Reisplein 34, Amsterdam, 1057 KH, Netherlands

3-star inn with restaurant, near Ten Kate Markt
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Bar
Bar is awesome
Vibe
Awesome vibe
Service
Fantastic service
Amenities
Great amenities

Hotel Not Hotel

from A$72
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What’s around Hotel Not Hotel

Top spots nearby

Recommended by this property

  • Ten Kate Markt (5-minute walk)
  • Foodhallen (5-minute walk)
  • Vondelpark (12-minute walk)
  • Van Gogh Museum (15-minute walk)
  • Rijksmuseum (17-minute walk)
  • Anne Frank House (18-minute walk)
  • Flower Market (21-minute walk)
  • Heineken Experience (22-minute walk)

Getting around

  • Amsterdam (AMS-Schiphol) - 17 min drive
  • Amsterdam Burg de Vlugtlaan Station - 4 min drive
  • Amsterdam Lelylaan Station - 6 min drive
  • Amsterdam Sloterdijk Station - 6 min drive
  • Postjesweg Station - 25 min walk
  • Jan van Galenstraat Station - 29 min walk

At a glance

Key facts

Size

  • 23 rooms

Check-in and check-out

  • Check-in time starts at 3 PM
  • Check-out time is 11 AM

Required at check-in

  • Credit card, debit card, or cash deposit required for incidental charges

  • Government-issued photo ID required

  • Minimum check-in age is 18

Travelling with others

Children

  • No cribs (infant beds)

Pets

  • No pets or service animals allowed

Internet

  • Free WiFi in public areas

  • Free WiFi in rooms

Transport

Parking

  • Self parking (limited) *

Payment types at the property

Other information

  • Smoke-free property
* See small print for additional details or extra charges

At the property

Food and drink
  • Full breakfast daily (surcharge)
  • Restaurant
  • Bar/lounge
  • Room service (during limited hours)
Services
  • 24-hour front desk
  • Tours/ticket assistance
  • Luggage storage
  • Multilingual staff
Facilities
  • Terrace
  • Library
Accessibility
  • Accessible bathroom
  • In-room accessibility
  • Roll-in shower
Languages Spoken
  • Dutch
  • English
  • Spanish

In the room

Freshen up
  • Hair dryer (on request)
Stay connected
  • Free WiFi
More
  • Daily housekeeping

Special features

Dining

Kevin Bacon Bar - This cocktail bar specializes in Thai cuisine and serves dinner only.

Hotel Not Hotel’s small print

Also known as

  • Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam
  • Hotel Not Hotel
  • Not Amsterdam
  • Hotel Not Hotel Inn
  • Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam
  • Hotel Not Hotel Inn Amsterdam

Mandatory fees

You’ll be asked to pay the following charges at check-in or check-out:

  • A 6.422 percent city/local tax will be charged

Optional extras

Self parking costs EUR 35 per night

Full breakfast is offered for an extra charge of EUR 9.95 per person (approximately)

We have included all charges provided to us by this property. However, charges can vary, for example, based on length of stay or the unit you book.

Recent reviews

Very good 8.4 From 349 reviews

Good 6.0
Hostel, not hotel
Although I loved the design and concept of this hotel, it was not overly that practical for us and had more of a hostel vibe than a hotel. We stayed in the "crisis free zone" which was one of the chapel rooms. Wall to wall it felt just under 2 metres wide. At the foot of the bed there was about a half metre gap to manouvere between the door and the bed. The luggage can go under the bed but it made it a pain to get things when we needed them. There is also a fan that has to constantly be on to avoid the room getting stuffy. It is loud and you get that congested feeling from sleeping with a fan on. We were there in winter and it gets stuffy so not sure what summer would be like. The bathroom facilities are shared and unisex which was fine as there are lockable doors. The awkward part is that you have to walk past the Kevin Bacon bar where guests and locals are chilling when you want to take a shower or go to the bathroom.This is a little awkward carrying all your toiletries and clothes when they are sitting there having a glass of wine and some dinner. Had dinner at the bar one night and it was really delicious Thai food. Location was a bit far from all the sites but manageable if you can navigate the trams okay. Staff were super friendly. I had high hopes for this place and the decor was super cool. May be okay for one person however, I just did not find it practical for two people.
KAITLIN, au2 night romance trip
Exceptional 10.0
Amazing! But very hot
The hotel was lovely, the bar was great, and the staff were so so lovely. Only thing was that the room was SOOO hot and we went in January. We had a fan but it was stifling. If there was air con this hotel would be PERFECT. Great location, 3 minute walk to the tram stop that takes you to the centre or the station, 10 minute walk to the Foodhallen which is AMAZING. Also in a beautiful location by a stunning mosque and canals!
ISABELLE, gb4 night trip
Exceptional 10.0
Cute place near the heart of Amsterdam
gb1 night trip
Exceptional 10.0
Family stay on budget... cool place!
I love a place to stay that has character and good value and service! This place Is exactly what the name says it’s a hotel, not quite a hotel! Doesn’t offer all the amenities of a major change but is like an upgraded hostile with flare....unless you get one of the rooms with a private bath. But if you share a bath it is still very clean and the atmosphere is fun and eclectic! With a bar and restaurant attached... great staff made our stay wonderful... it’s no frills but a cool Disney /themey vibe! Loved it! Close to tram 17/7 stop! We were a family of four, we stayed in casa no casa room!
sally m, us3 night family trip
Exceptional 10.0
Very interesting, unique hotel
This is a really neat space and the service was excellent! I enjoyed the neighborhood. There are a lot of restaurants in the area. It's very close to a tram stop but the city center is about a 30 minute walk from the hotel.
Maria, us2 night trip

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