Escape to Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield, a luxurious haven near Chiltern Hills. Relax on the sun-kissed terrace or indulge in spa services and a rejuvenating massage. With free WiFi, outdoor pool, 3 bars serving up delicious drinks and 2 restaurants offering mouthwatering cuisine.
Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield puts you within a 10-minute drive of Thames River and Cliveden House. Guests can indulge in Thai massages, and English Restaurant, one of 2 restaurants, serves British cuisine and is open for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Other highlights at this luxurious hotel include 3 bars/lounges, an outdoor pool and a terrace. Fellow travellers say great things about the helpful staff.
Languages
English, German, Italian, Polish, Romanian
At a glance
Hotel size
48 rooms
Arriving/Leaving
Check-in start time: 3:00 PM; check-in end time: 11:00 PM
Minimum check-in age – 18
Check-out time is 11 AM
Contactless check-out
Late check-out subject to availability
Special check-in instructions
The front desk is open daily from 7:00 AM - 11:00 PM
Guests will receive an email 24 hours before arrival with check-in instructions; front desk staffed during limited hours
This property doesn't offer after-hours check-in
Required at check-in
Debit card required for incidental charges
Government-issued photo ID may be required
Minimum guest age is 18
Minimum check-in age is 18
Children
No cots (infant beds)
Pets
Pets not allowed
Internet
Free WiFi in public areas
Free Wi-Fi in rooms (speed: 25+ Mbps)
Parking
Free on-site self-parking
Free off-site parking within 33 ft
Other information
Smoke-free property
Caters to adults only
Property amenities
Food and drink
Cooked-to-order breakfast (surcharge) 7:00 AM–10:00 AM on weekdays and 7:30 AM–10:30 AM on weekends
2 restaurants
3 bars/lounges
Room service (limited hours)
Working away
2 meeting rooms
Services
Front desk (limited hours)
Luggage storage
Wedding services
Multilingual staff
Romance packages
Facilities
Terrace
An outdoor pool
Spa services
Reception hall
Outdoor furniture
Room amenities
Be entertained
Flat-screen television
Home comfort
Air conditioning (climate-controlled) and heating
Bathrobes
Iron/ironing board
What to enjoy
Individually furnished and decorated
Freshen up
Free toiletries
Hairdryer
Towels
Stay connected
Complimentary wireless Internet access (speed of 25+ Mbps)
Phone
Food and drink
Free bottled water
More
Daily housekeeping
Special features
Spa
Guests can pamper themselves by indulging in the on-site spa services. Services include Thai massages and massages.
Dining
English Restaurant – This restaurant specialises in British cuisine and serves breakfast, lunch and dinner. Guests can enjoy drinks at the bar. Reservations are required.
Thai Restaurant – This restaurant specialises in Thai cuisine and serves lunch and dinner. Reservations are required. Open daily.
Bar – This cocktail bar specialises in British cuisine and only serves light fare. Open daily.
Moroccan Lounge – This lobby lounge specialises in British cuisine and only serves light fare. Open daily.
Fees & policies
Refundable deposits
Deposit: GBP 150.0 per accommodation, per stay
Optional extras
Cooked-to-order breakfast is offered for an extra charge of approximately GBP 3 to 20 per person
Late check-out can be arranged for an extra charge (subject to availability)
Policies
This property does not have lifts.
Guests can rest easy knowing that there's a fire extinguisher, a smoke detector and a first aid kit on-site.
The name on the credit card used at check-in to pay for incidentals must be the primary name on the guestroom reservation.
This property accepts credit cards and debit cards. Cash is not accepted.
Credit cards accepted: Visa, Mastercard, American Express
Also known as
Crazy Bear Beaconsfield Guesthouse
Crazy Bear Beaconsfield
Crazy Bear Beaconsfield
The Crazy Bear Beaconsfield
Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield Hotel
Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield Beaconsfield
Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield Hotel Beaconsfield
Frequently asked questions
Is there a pool at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield?
Yes, there's an outdoor pool.
Are pets allowed at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield?
Sorry, pets aren't allowed.
Is parking offered on site at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield?
Yes, there's free self parking.
What are the check-in and check-out times at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield?
Check-in start time: 3:00 PM; check-in end time: 11:00 PM. Check-out time is 11 AM. Late check-out is available for a charge (subject to availability). Contactless check-out is available.
What is there to do at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield and nearby?
Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield has 3 bars and an outdoor pool, as well as spa services.
Are there restaurants at or near Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield?
Yes, there are 2 on-site restaurants, featuring British cuisine.
What's the area around Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield like?
Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield is located a short 19-minute walk from Holloway Park.
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Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield Reviews
Reviews
8.0
Very good
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8.6/10
Cleanliness
8.6/10
Staff & service
8.4/10
Amenities
8.2/10
Property conditions & facilities
8.2/10
Eco-friendliness
Reviews
10/10 Exceptional
24 Jan 2025
Quirky hotel
Wonderful experience, lovely staff.
Donald
Donald, 2-night trip
10/10 Exceptional
27 Jan 2025
A great visit
A very enjoyable time. The hotel and bedroom was very comfortable - and interesting! We were made very welcome and everything during our stay went as it should.
The Thai meal was extremely good too.
Stephen
Stephen, 1-night trip
4/10 Fair
4 Mar 2025
Did not stay in the hotel was outside across the road no tea or coffee facility’s
Louise
Louise, 1-night trip
6/10 Good
18 Feb 2025
Was a nice quirky room in a beautiful villiage could of been a lot cleaner
Hayley
Hayley, 1-night trip
8/10 Very good
2 Feb 2025
Great mix of styles.
Quirky hotel with lots of appeal, eclectic mix of styles which definitely works. Loved the tented area with lots of seating & heaters, great Moroccan feel. We are in the Thai restaurant & the food was delicious with great service.
Our room was very dusty and dark & the lights seem to be all or nothing but we loved our stay & would love to stay again.
John
John, 1-night trip
10/10 Exceptional
9 Jan 2025
Very pleasant
Nicely decorated, clean and comfortable. Will definitely return again
Vitor
Vitor, 1-night trip
10/10 Exceptional
9 Nov 2024
Lovely accommodation very central to beaconsfield town
Zoe
Zoe, 1-night trip
6/10 Good
15 Feb 2025
Pleasant stay but wont rush back
Plwasant stay, found the layout a bit odd as we stayed accross the road from the rest of the hotel, room wasnt particularly clean and was very dark, although we understand thats the theme, it made it quite difficult getting ready (not much light to do make up etc) and was worried if we lost aomethinf wed never find it again in the dark! I dont think it was great value for money but one real positive was the staff were amazinf so friendly and helpful
Aimee
Aimee, 1-night trip
8/10 Very good
27 Sept 2024
Always enjoy staying here.
Lucy
Lucy, 1-night trip
8/10 Very good
7 Oct 2024
Lovely hotel in a beautiful town
Christine
Christine, 1-night trip
10/10 Exceptional
15 Sept 2024
Lovely hotel , lovely staff, and restaurant was amazing
Madison
Madison, 1-night trip
8/10 Very good
27 Jan 2025
Room was clean and prepared for us. Much smaller than it looks in the photos on the website. Comfy bed. Really nice vibe in the bar.
Unfortunately we didn’t know that the pool and jacuzzi area wasn’t open and that was something we were really looking forward to. I think if I’d have known I may have booked somewhere else. So disappointing.
Sara
Sara, 1-night trip
10/10 Exceptional
1 Nov 2024
The room was lovely and quirky just as it comes across on line!! Perfect stay
Kim
Kim, 2-night trip
10/10 Exceptional
6 Sept 2024
The hotel itself is amazing, the staff were so helpful and welcoming!
Helena
Helena, 1-night trip
10/10 Exceptional
21 Sept 2024
Beautiful room really nice staff
Shaun
Shaun, 1-night trip
8/10 Very good
2 Sept 2024
Friendly staff and lovely rooms
Trevor
Trevor, 1-night trip
10/10 Exceptional
9 Sept 2024
Had a great stay thank you to mark for making it extra special we will definitely be returning
Cierra
Cierra, 1-night trip
6/10 Good
11 Feb 2025
Had to run around for 15 mins trying to find out why the water was cold. Only to find out I needed to turn the heater on from a cupboard hiding in the corner.
Also the phone was hanging from the wire.
No ventilation so was really warm.
However food was first Class. Along with the service.
Paul
Paul, 1-night trip
4/10 Fair
20 Jan 2025
Room felt very dirty and dungey
Verified traveller
1-night trip
10/10 Exceptional
11 Oct 2024
Amazing as always, a unique stay with amazing restaurant and drink areas. Highly recommend
Kelly
Kelly, 1-night trip
10/10 Exceptional
19 Aug 2024
Staff was amazing very helpful and the food was lovely
Sam
Sam, 1-night trip
10/10 Exceptional
12 July 2024
Great short stay
Garry
Garry, 1-night trip
2/10 Poor
27 Jan 2025
Don’t bother
Wasn’t anything special, the room was particularly dated. Don’t think I got my moneys worth, it felt dirty. The rooms were extremely dark, but also dusty. Wouldn’t come back and wouldn’t recommend
Gabriella
Gabriella, 1-night trip
10/10 Exceptional
20 Nov 2024
Perfect!
Emily
Emily, 2-night trip
10/10 Exceptional
14 Sept 2024
The best stay at the crazy bear
Such a fabulous stay, the rooms are the best, the staff are attentive, the food is excellent & the cocktails are outstanding
This is one of our favourite places to stay.