Ah, the joys of our Dubai babymoon adventure. Two whole nights out of eight - Booked for that picture-perfect infinity pool? Plot twist: it's closed, we received information that it was closed until 5th of August, but nah.. Would've been nice to know before check-in, but who needs information when booking, anyway?
Hungry for lunch? Hope you like lobby cafeteria tart vibes, because the restaurants decided to take a vacation too, even the receptionist looked clueless when I asked where we can eat lunch.
Want some ambiance? Enjoy the soothing sounds of our mini-fridge's best impression of a submarine, accompanied by the room's mysterious buzzing symphony. Pro tip: put your ear to the pillow for the full 4D experience… Feel the excitement as the door vibrates like it's trying to escape. Is it the wind? Is it the pressure? Is it the hotel's way of saying "get out while you can"? Or maybe you just love vacuum cleaning at 01:00 AM, not sure who thought of that brilliant idea.
Security on level 54 was really rude, had to Ronaldinho first her, then later him just to check the rooftop lounge and have a shisha.
Overall I’m actually disappointed, I’ve always liked Address was a dream 10 years ago to stay in their hotels. Their slogan "where life happens" feels a bit optimistic for this particular hotel. At this rate, we're getting Rove Hotel thrills at luxury hotel bills. At least we got late check out.
Would recommend Mina Al Salam or Al Qasr