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The Horny Toad Guesthouse

Property class: 3
Beachfront apartment within easy reach of Maho Beach

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When you stay at The Horny Toad Guesthouse, you'll be within a 10-minute drive of Maho Beach and Mullet Bay Beach. Guests can visit the fitness centre for a workout, and freebies such as WiFi and self-parking are added perks. A terrace and a garden are offered, and apartments have conveniences such as fridges and microwaves.

Reviews

9.6 out of 10
Exceptional

Popular amenities

  • Kitchen
  • Laundry facilities
  • Free parking
  • Free Wi-Fi
  • Air-conditioning
  • Lounge area

Main amenities (12)

  • 8 smoke-free apartments
  • Daily housekeeping
  • On the beach
  • Fitness centre
  • Beach sunloungers
  • Beach towels
  • Terrace
  • Air conditioning
  • Garden
  • Computer station
  • Self-serve laundry
  • Concierge services

Feel at home (6)

  • Kitchen
  • Private bathroom
  • Separate dining area
  • Separate sitting area
  • Garden
  • Terrace

Room options

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Orchid

  • Sea view
  • 55 sq m
  • 1 bedroom
  • Sleeps 4
  • 1 King Bed

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Bougainvillea

  • Sea view
  • 43 sq m
  • 1 bedroom
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 King Bed

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Hibiscus

  • Sea view
  • 42 sq m
  • 1 bedroom
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 King Bed

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Frangipani

  • Sea view
  • 47 sq m
  • 1 bedroom
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 King Bed

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Sea Grape

  • Sea view
  • 53 sq m
  • 1 bedroom
  • Sleeps 4
  • 1 King Bed

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Jasmine

  • Sea view
  • 47 sq m
  • 1 bedroom
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 King Bed

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Flamboyant

  • Sea view
  • 46 sq m
  • 1 bedroom
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 King Bed

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Mimosa

  • Sea view
  • 60 sq m
  • 1 bedroom
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 King Bed

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About the area

Map
2 Vlaun Drive, Simpson Bay

What's nearby

  • Simpson Bay Beach - 8 min walk - 0.8 km
  • Kim Sha Beach - 2 min drive - 1.5 km
  • Market Garden Supermarket - 2 min drive - 1.8 km
  • Paradise Plaza - 3 min drive - 2.1 km
  • Maho Beach - 7 min drive - 4.4 km

Getting around

  • Philipsburg (SXM-Princess Juliana Intl.) - 13 min drive
  • Grand Case (SFG-L'Esperance) - 29 min drive
  • The Valley (AXA-Clayton J. Lloyd Intl.) - 11.9 miles/19.2 km
  • Gustavia (SBH-Gustaf III) - 19.3 miles/31.1 km
  • Saba (SAB-Juancho E. Yrausquin) - 28.5 miles/45.8 km

Restaurants

  • ‪Pollos Hermanos - ‬5 min walk
  • ‪The Boon Beach Bar - ‬7 min walk
  • ‪Dinghy Dock Sailors Bar - ‬7 min walk
  • ‪Balls - ‬9 min walk
  • ‪Palapa Hidden Oasis SXM - ‬9 min walk

About this property

The Horny Toad Guesthouse

  • When you stay at The Horny Toad Guesthouse, you'll be within a 10-minute drive of Maho Beach and Mullet Bay Beach. Guests can visit the fitness centre for a workout, and freebies such as WiFi and self-parking are added perks. A terrace and a garden are offered, and apartments have conveniences such as fridges and microwaves.

At a glance

Property size

    • 8 apartments
    • Arranged over 2 floors

Arriving/Leaving

    • Check-in start time: 3:00 PM; check-in end time: 9 PM
    • Late check-in subject to availability
    • Check-out time is 11:00 AM

Special check-in instructions

    • The front desk is open daily from 8:00 AM - 5:00 PM
    • Guests will receive an email within 72 hours before arrival with check-in instructions; front desk staffed during limited hours
    • If you are planning to arrive after 8 PM please contact the property in advance using the information on the booking confirmation
    • For any questions, please contact the property using the information on the booking confirmation
    • Information provided by the property may be translated using automated translation tools

Required at check-in

    • Credit card, debit card or cash deposit required for incidental charges
    • Government-issued photo ID may be required

Children

    • Children (10 years old and younger) are not allowed
    • No cots (infant beds)

Pets

    • No pets or service animals allowed

Internet

    • Free WiFi in public areas
    • Free WiFi in rooms

Parking

    • Free on-site self-parking

Other information

    • Smoke-free property

Property amenities

Beach

  • On the beach
  • Beach sunloungers
  • Beach towels

Internet

  • Free WiFi

Parking and transport

  • Free self-parking on site

Kitchen

  • Fridge (full size)
  • Stovetop
  • Microwave
  • Oven
  • Toaster
  • Freezer
  • Blender
  • Cookware/dishes/utensils
  • Coffee/tea maker

Bedrooms

  • Bed sheets provided

Bathrooms

  • Bath or shower
  • Hairdryer
  • Toilet paper
  • Towels provided

Living spaces

  • Dining room
  • Sitting area

Entertainment

  • Games

Outdoor areas

  • Terrace
  • Balcony or patio
  • Barbecue
  • Garden

Laundry

  • Laundry facilities

Work spaces

  • Computer station

Comfort

  • Air conditioning
  • Ceiling fan

Pets

  • No pets or service animals

Suitability/Accessibility

  • If you have any requests for specific accessibility needs, please contact the property using the information on the reservation confirmation received after booking.
  • No lifts
  • Soundproofing
  • Upper floors accessible by stairs only
  • Smoke-free property

Services and conveniences

  • Concierge services
  • Tour/ticket assistance
  • Daily housekeeping
  • Safe
  • Iron/ironing board
  • Luggage storage
  • Free newspapers (reception)
  • Front desk (limited hours)

Location highlights

  • Near the ocean
  • Near the airport

Things to do

  • Fitness centre

Safety features

  • Carbon monoxide detector not reported (host has not indicated whether there is a carbon monoxide detector on the property; consider bringing a portable detector)
  • Smoke detector not reported (host has not indicated whether there is a smoke detector on the property)

General

  • 8 rooms
  • 2 floors
  • Individually decorated
  • Individually furnished
  • Access via exterior cooridors
  • Property does not allow children

Fees & policies

Policies

Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy.
This property has outdoor spaces, such as balconies, patios and terraces, which may not be suitable for children. If you have any concerns, we recommend contacting the property prior to your arrival to confirm that they can accommodate you in a suitable room.
This property does not have lifts.
Host has not indicated whether there is a carbon monoxide detector on the property; consider bringing a portable detector with you on the trip.
Host has not indicated whether there is a smoke detector on the property.
This property accepts credit cards.
Credit cards accepted: Visa, Mastercard
Please note that cultural norms and guest policies may differ by country and by property. The policies listed are provided by the property.

Property class

This property does not have a Sint Maarten Tourist Board rating. For the benefit of our customers, we have provided a rating based on our ratings system.

Also known as

Horny Toad Guesthouse
Horny Toad Guesthouse Apartment
Horny Toad Guesthouse Apartment Simpson Bay
Horny Toad Guesthouse Simpson Bay
Horny Toad house Simpson Bay
The Horny Toad Simpson Bay
The Horny Toad Guesthouse Apartment
The Horny Toad Guesthouse Simpson Bay
The Horny Toad Guesthouse Apartment Simpson Bay

Frequently asked questions

Are pets allowed at The Horny Toad Guesthouse?

Sorry, neither pets nor service animals are allowed.

Is parking offered on site at The Horny Toad Guesthouse?

Yes, there's free self parking.

What are the check-in and check-out times at The Horny Toad Guesthouse?

Check-in start time: 3:00 PM; check-in end time: 9 PM. Check-out time is 11:00 AM.

What is there to do at The Horny Toad Guesthouse and nearby?

The Horny Toad Guesthouse has a fitness centre and a garden.

Does The Horny Toad Guesthouse have a kitchen or kitchenette?

Yes, there is a kitchen, which also includes a blender, a coffee maker and a toaster.

Does The Horny Toad Guesthouse have any outdoor private spaces?

Yes, each apartment features a balcony or patio.

What's the area around The Horny Toad Guesthouse like?

The Horny Toad Guesthouse is a short 8-minute walk from Simpson Bay Beach and 18 minutes' walk from Kim Sha Beach.

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Reviews

The Horny Toad Guesthouse Reviews

9.6

Exceptional

9.6

Cleanliness

9.6

Location

10

Staff & service

9.6

Property conditions & facilities

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What guests liked

  • The property offers a private beach right outside the door, perfect for a relaxing stay. (3 reviews)
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10/10 Exceptional

This is a hidden gem, right on a beautiful beach. Really enjoyed stay, staff was amazing. Will definitely be back! Keith and Ann Marie - Denver, Colorado
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10/10 Exceptional

It is just cute, clean and friendly. Great beach and walk to restaurants.
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6/10 Good

The view was amazing
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10/10 Exceptional

Great view at the balcony, wonderful and helpful owners. Really clean apartment. And surprisingly well equipped kitchen. Restaurants a quick walk down the streets. We highly recommend The Hørny Toad to everyone who wants a quiet and lovely vacation.
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10/10 Exceptional

We will continue to come back! Beautiful beach, friendly and accommodating hosts, all the amenities you need, perfect distance to everything . The host was so welcoming and made us feel like a part of the family the second we arrived until we left!!
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10/10 Exceptional

We stumbled onto this property after a long eight day sail and could not have found a better place to rest and recuperate. It’s people and guests are what make it special.
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10/10 Exceptional

We like it being beachfront, wide verandas, spacious unit, host and staff were excellent!
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10/10 Exceptional

Deb & Doug are accommodating and great to talk to to get ideas of things to do. Perfect place to stay!
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10/10 Exceptional

The room was huge and very clean. The owners were very friendly and available at anytime. The location was perfect and were were able to use the private beach right outside our door. Can't wait to book again.
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10/10 Exceptional

The view from this property is amazing. Debbie and Doug are amazing hosts and want this to feel like home for you. One of the best experiences with a room I have had. The pictures do not do this place justice. It is so much better than it shows. I WILL BE BACK!!!!
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10/10 Exceptional

Overall very good!!
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10/10 Exceptional

Loved the views, the privacy and the beach at your front door. But to top it off Debbie & her Husband went out of their way to make sure I was good my whole stay. Definitely recommend & will definitely be back!
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8/10 Very good

Je recommande vivement

Très bon séjour Les Hôtes très accueillants Femme de ménage très gentille Lieu très agréable et paisible Superbe vue sur mer Très spacieux
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10/10 Exceptional

What a beautiful place to sit back, listen to the ocean and relax.
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10/10 Exceptional

Such a wonderful place and we were greeted with a very warm welcome!
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10/10 Exceptional

Fantastic place! Debbie and Doug are so nice and helpful! Right in the beach and close to everything.
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10/10 Exceptional

Please don't even think of travelling to St. Marten unless you're going to stay at the Toad. When I arrived, four out of the eight suites were occupied by "regulars" who had been coming there for years. I found out why. A stunning view right on the water, steps to the warm sea. A parade of yachts going by. Always something to see. I enjoyed watching planes taking off and the sound was not bothersome. And then there's Debbie and Dan. You couldn't ask for nicer people. The nightly happy hour was a wonderful opportunity to chat with fellow travelers I didn't even rent a car for my six day visit. I walked to stores and restaurants You'll be happy to stay there!
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10/10 Exceptional

Nice

nice. I can do without the airport and the plane noise but it would not stop us to book again. beach, garden, parking etc is super
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10/10 Exceptional

We Shall Return

As being First Time Visitors to St Maarten, Cherry meet us out late when we got there due to some airline Delays and gave us the lay of the land. The waves pounded outside at the beach all night and it was super relaxing. The beach is 10 feet from the edge of the yard and it is absolutely beautiful. It was located near bars and breakfast places within walking distance on the beach or driving down the road.
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10/10 Exceptional

Excellent location, great staff, great place to relax & get away from it all. Bars and restaurants close by.
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10/10 Exceptional

Great place to relax & unwind, right at the beach, with bars & restaurants near by,
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10/10 Exceptional

Een heerlijk verblijf!

Wat 'n heerlijke plek met mooie kamers en een heerlijk bed op 't strand! De gastvrije ontvangst en mooie tuin, ligstoelen, afgesloten parkeerplaats, alles is er! Een aanrader!
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10/10 Exceptional

quiet guest house on beautiful beach

Walk out of your room , onto white sand beach and into turquoise waters. Easy access to airport , restaurants, and water activities. Rooms are spacious with well-equipped kitchen. Fresh flowers and daily newspaper. Owners are great hosts, very helpful. They make you feel at home.
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10/10 Exceptional

Just a overall great experience

We could not asked for anything more. We had such a great time, lots of walkable things to do and the staff could not have been nicer. We would so come back and tell all our friends.
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8/10 Very good

Gemütlicher Wohlfühlort

Das Guesthouse ist ideal für ältere Leute, die sich entspannen wollen. Man fühlt sich willkommen und wie zu Hause. Die Lage direkt am Meer ist wunderbar. Alles ist sauber und traditionell eingerichtet. Supermarkt und Restaurants sind ganz in der Nähe. Gleich nebenan ist der Flugplatz, ideal für Fliegerfans, manchmal sehr laut. Es hat keinen Pool, kein TV, aber sehr gute Internetverbindung. Wir werden wieder kommen.